Sunday, June 25, 2006

Lonesome - Unwritten Law

Okay children. Its time for an update. Its not been that long since the last one. Hell, I haven't even gone to Perth yet. But I'm really very bored and cold and tired and lonely. And that equals blogging right? One should only update when one is feeling their most emo. Otherwise the point is missed completely. Right? Right.

Oh. I thought this was great. Stolen shamelessly from Alvin's blog. ... Who I've not linked to actually. I'll get on that. Like tomorrow or something. But in the meantime, here are some things. Some, only the really bad ones, particularly ones that involve someone else, may be falsified. Apparently what ye do is boldify the ones that you've done. Or some such. Now, if I could just remember how to boldify.

* I miss somebody right now.
* I watch more tv than I used to.
* I love olives.
* I love sleeping.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is the best policy.
* I have acne free skin.
* I like and respect micheal jackson.
* I curse frequently.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I have a hobby.
* I've been told I have a nice butt.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I've never broken anyone else's bones.
* I shave my armpits
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I love rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast sometimes.
* I have fresh breath when i wake up.
* I have semi-long hair.
* I have lost money at a casino.
* I have at least one brother and/or sister.
* I was born in a country outside Australia.
* I shave my legs.
* I have a twin.
* I wear boxers.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months. (Probably a lil white 'un)
* I know how to do cornrows.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
* I have cheated on a significant other.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Perhaps not ALWAYS. But pretty often.)
* I think that I'm popular.
* I have kissed someone of the same sex.
* I have kissed someone of the opposite sex.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my blog!
* I don't hate anyone.
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington…
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a mobile phone.
* I watch MTV on a daily basis.
* I have been caught by the police doing something illegal.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I have been to the beach at night.
* I have never been in a real relationship before.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently have a crush on someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've had the cops called on me before.
* I bite my nails. (WOOOOO!!!)
* I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
* I have seen someone else's buttocks.
* I have gone skinny dipping before.
* I have had a crush on a teacher.
* I love my shoes.
* I have touched someone else's privates.
* People think I'm weird.
* I have seen a solar/lunar eclipse.
* I have lived at a friend's house.
* I have more that 3 email accounts.
* I love icecream.
* I am fashionable.
* I have never swore.
* I have fruit on a daily basis.
* I sleep nude occasionally.
* I share secrets with a member of the opposite sex as a friend.
* I share secrets with a member of the same sex as a friend.
* I listen to classical music.
* I hate these quizzy things.
* I have a stamp collection.
* I have met my best friend for 5 or more years.
* I own a pool.
* I talk to myself sometimes.
* I have never played Monopoly.
* I liked this year's birthday presents. (If you haven't yet have your bday, then last year's presents)
* I really enjoy talking and sharing with good friends.

That was fun. I've done a lotta things it would seem. Some were neither here nor there. So I might've lied on a couple. You know how it is.

Huh. No this is taking too long to get out a couple words. I'll just leave it at this. Real entry coming soon.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Dark Night of the Soul - Loreena McKennitt

Oh my. I promised myself I wouldn't update for a good long time. What with my fairly pathetic constant updates lately. Also as non-violent protest to some EVERYONEs I could mention, who don't update. Apart from you Julz, you're free to go. But yeah, no, I'm here. And here and I'm updating HARDCORE.

So! Things, eh? Thats what your here for, you say? Bollocks to you!

Man, what a boring night. I am without speakers, till I can get some cabley things to hook the compy up to my stereo. I MISS HITTING NEXT! Over and over and over again! Until I find something I feel like listening to. Theres only so many tracks on a CD. Ohhh, I miss you computer music!

When some people talk on MSN, suddenly everyone is talking. But no! When theres relatively few people online, NOOOO-ONE wants to talk. Screw you all. 'Cept maybe Chris and Tom. Who talk to me despite being in England, and a pending exam.

Oh. For those who're just ACHING for details on my holiday, its finally finalised. Yup, try saying that 5 times fast. Anyway, I'm going to Perth on the 5th o' July. To see the wonderful Tim, and also, the wonderful.. y'know. Perth. That isn't Sydney. Or bloody Canberra. But yes! Miss me! I command you!

If anyone happens to have been there and have any suggestions for things I should see or do there, they'll be appreciated and discarded. Thank you. No, wait. Really, I'm open to suggestions.

Uni friend, Kathy's party was fairly awesome the other night. Despite being down a very long road, made only longer by the fact that Tom and I started off in the wrong direction. And despite it being on top of another cafe/restaurant that you actually had to walk THROUGH to get to the one we were looking for. Resulting in being lost for.. what.. the third time that night?

But yes. It was all made up for by the wonderful company, the nice squishy atmosphere, oh and the bar tab that exceeded $700. Yes, that helped too. I wasn't even too perturbed by the masses of pretentious wankers that seemed to crawl from underneath the very sofas.

Ooo, man. My brothers Master's recital is on Friday. OH EM GEE. I'm so scared for him. But I'd never tell him that. It'd freak him right out. He's probably in a good place right now. All he needs is me to come up to him going "OMG, r u ok?! I'm lyk so scared for u! You'll be ok!!1one!"

Coz I speak l33t in everyday conversation now. Right?

You know it.

But yes! So scared for him! His very own lil hour'n a half recital. I'd invite you all.. but I think you'd ruin it. Hee. But yes, flowers, chocolates, and congratulatory money can be sent here. I'll be glad to pass them on.

Sarah's Birthday Today! (They all required capitals)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH! Oh Em Gee, mah little baby is 19! I remember when you were like.. 9. Or something. When we met. That was awesome. That girl is such a fabulous babe. Despite dogging me on Strassman. But I can deal with that, coz she does so many other fantastic things. Happy birthday, baby! You rock!

Hmm. What can I rant at now.

Right. Soccer. Thats the cool thing to do, right? I assume we all got 3-1 tattooed on our foreheads after the other night? No? Just me? Shit. Anyway, I'd particularly like to mention one person I know who bet $2000 on the game. On Japan. Yeah, thats a fairly good advertisement for not gambling. I mean, sure you woulda made some money if they'd won. But, dude. They DIDN'T. That puts you out a lot of money. Two thousand dollars, approximately. Anyway, just sayin'. Don't gamble kiddies. Its bad for your mental health. And like... pockets.

Do you ever try and put your hands in pockets that aren't there?

No? Just me? Shit.

Oh man. I'm looking forward to Perth like nothing else. You have no idea.

Just sayin'.

Friday, June 02, 2006

I Have Not Been to Paradise - Zoe Poledouris

Ohhhh dear readers. The time has finally come. After a long and ridiculously easy year, my sentence at SIBT has finally come to an end, and I'm free to enjoy 8 full months of uni-free time. Ohhh, it feels good. Especially after last week. I wouldn't have said it then, but in retrospect, I'm glad that last week was so very hectic, as it makes me appreciate my freedom from the beginning. For example, I didn't want to wake up this morning because I thought I had to keep writing my essay (which of the two, I didn't even know). But HOORAY! I rolled over in my wonderful bed and relaxed for a few more minutes, before getting up and doing NOTHING. Ohhh. I'm lovin' it.

Time spending with Sarah tonight! Thats exciting! Long time since I've seen her, apart from like.. last weekend. When I went to Jen's birthday thing. Which was good fun as well. But yes, a nice night at home, watching movies, in the warm, with pizza, and the possibility of tipsiness. Alas, but one thing missing. Is 'tipsiness' a word? Does it have an 'i' or a 'y', in the case that it exists. Perhaps I'm drunk already.

X-Men 3!! Someone come see it with me! I can't go another second without seeing it! But, I'll have to, so.. someone come see it with me like.. tomorrow. Yes? Yes? No..

Oh, Cespenar. What would I do without you?

I've been so happy for the last... I don't even know. It was drawn to my attention when I went to Mitch's church the other night, and saw an old school friend I haven't seen since well.. school (Kate Belling for those it means anything to). And one of the first things she said to me was "You look so happy!" I realised that I was! Life is good. Life. Is. Good.