I'm sitting here curled up at someone else's computer with make-up on but with nowhere to go. Tom has a boat on his chest and three cups of tea have been drank. We like our tea.
Now there's mousse in my hair. What does it do? We don't know. I might grow antlers.
I'm invading other people's spaces of late. Will it be you next? People are laughing at me. We should do this every day. Glamour is forever.
They're probably really disgustingly couply... You probably won't like those either. Why do people hate other people being happy? Maybe it's because they don't have tall ships on their chests. All they have are tugboats of hate. Pulling weighted emotions and bouyant rage.
What time do you have to present? You've got time... But time turns you into a skank, and now she just opens her legs to the guys next door.
Let all those fuckers be.
We're happy.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
This post has no name! Postmodern!
Mmm, so. This is Sydney, huh? Kind of.. well. Well, it sucks.
Now, I'm sure I'd get some kind of hate mail for that, if anyone cared enough about my opinion to do it. But really people, get the crap over to Perth, and you'll see what I mean.
Honestly, I thought maybe last time was a fluke, or biased or something. But this time, well. It really is awesome. The whole place is just so damn friendly, and clean, and GODDAAAAMN efficient. And they have Chicken Treat. CHICKEN TREAT! Its like Red Rooster only in McDonalds colours, and say... Hungry Jacks quality. Only its chicken. Its a chicken treat. Omgee, funniest name ever. Maddie and I laughed for a good long time.
My wonderful Tim was gentlemanly and lovely as always, and his family made us feel very welcome, staying in their home. (That was a clumsy sentence, but I don't know how to fix it. Grammar-nazis will just have to squirm). Maddie spent a good deal of time with her new/old friend Scott, of the James's old school friend fame. My enjoyment mostly consisted of hanging off Tim at every other moment. However, other activities included a trip to Perth zoo which, despite being smaller than Taronga (I would think?) was infinitely better, even with their lack of bears; a delectable Indian buffet lunch (Honestly, why hasn't the idea taken off here? Best idea ever? Yes!); having lunch and icecream and bubble tea with Tim's friends, who are all incredibly lovely people and playing Avernum 4 while poor Tim had to do uni work, and Maddie was out.
A good time was had by all! Mostly me.
In other news, the glorious Tim is coming to stay with me in Decemeber. The 7th of December to be exact. So you can all meet him then. Apart from you, Tim. I imagine you've already had an introduction.
Anyway, plans for the future include finally writing up a resume, getting a job, and not wasting my time as I have been for the last few months. Yep! Get on that, Jess!
And so, to celebrate my new "not wasting time" philosophy, here is the mobile phone meme shamelessly stolen from Tom. As he and Chris said, there aren't too many interesting answers to be had. Buuuut... yeah! Here's details about my phone you never wanted to know!
The phone quiz:
Grab your mobile & let's go!
01. What is the phone maker?
Motorola
02. What's the last 4 digits of your mobile number?:
I don't know that it matters too much. But I'm too freaked out by Tom's lack of answer to oblige. Sorry.
03. What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
"Shall I meet you at Hornsby station then? I don't know how long it takes.." etc. You get the drill.
04. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?:
Tis Maddie! Just like in Tom's! OMG! We can be TWINS!
05. Who's the last person you rang?
Tim, it would seem.
06. Who was your last missed call from?
My brother. I always seem to miss his calls. Apart from the ones I get. I don't miss those ones.
07. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?:
Directory Assistance. I don't have any Ds apart from Dad.
08. What does the last message in your inbox say?:
"Oh there shall be much talking. I'm going out for bubble tea apparently, but I'll be back later. Enjoy your game!" Tim was going out for bubble tea. I was playing D&D. I.. hope he doesn't mind the quoting of his smses. I'll edit the dirty ones. Har har.
09. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?:
A guy called Jasse. Woo him. You win a prize. I guess.
10. Go to your Sent Items - what does the 5th message say?:
"Says here you just sent that message! I hope that's inaccurate! You should be sleeping! We've just landed and I'm waiting for a million people to get off the plane..." etc etc. I'd just landed. From Perth. You should go there.
11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?:
Someone named Sharon O'Brian. I can't remember who she is. Only that she's affiliated with my being a freelance nanny.
12. What does ur Banner say?
By banner Tom guesses you mean "Welcome Note". And I don't have one. So there.
13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?:
102. I do so like these big ol' Motorolas.
14. What do you have as your background?
Some kind of epic woman with firey dragon being. Its called "Transitions" by Todd Lockwood. Its awesome.
15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?:
I... don't have any Rs. Sadface!
16. Who do you have on speed dial 3?
I haven't assigned any speed dials on this phone yet. But on my old one, it was my brother, I believe.
17. If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
I'm not! But I have like eighty something dollars of my cap credit left. Woooooo Caps!
18. Who's the first person who comes up under C?:
Chris the Rapping Englishman.
19. How many bars of signal do you have?
Three. I can't remember how many is full. Its either four or five. So three ain't bad.
20. What do you have as your main ringtone?
A punk cover of Phantom of the Opera! Totally not boring!
And that's that my loveses. I'm gonna go do.. some.. thing now. POssibly read some more. Who knows. Sigh!
Now, I'm sure I'd get some kind of hate mail for that, if anyone cared enough about my opinion to do it. But really people, get the crap over to Perth, and you'll see what I mean.
Honestly, I thought maybe last time was a fluke, or biased or something. But this time, well. It really is awesome. The whole place is just so damn friendly, and clean, and GODDAAAAMN efficient. And they have Chicken Treat. CHICKEN TREAT! Its like Red Rooster only in McDonalds colours, and say... Hungry Jacks quality. Only its chicken. Its a chicken treat. Omgee, funniest name ever. Maddie and I laughed for a good long time.
My wonderful Tim was gentlemanly and lovely as always, and his family made us feel very welcome, staying in their home. (That was a clumsy sentence, but I don't know how to fix it. Grammar-nazis will just have to squirm). Maddie spent a good deal of time with her new/old friend Scott, of the James's old school friend fame. My enjoyment mostly consisted of hanging off Tim at every other moment. However, other activities included a trip to Perth zoo which, despite being smaller than Taronga (I would think?) was infinitely better, even with their lack of bears; a delectable Indian buffet lunch (Honestly, why hasn't the idea taken off here? Best idea ever? Yes!); having lunch and icecream and bubble tea with Tim's friends, who are all incredibly lovely people and playing Avernum 4 while poor Tim had to do uni work, and Maddie was out.
A good time was had by all! Mostly me.
In other news, the glorious Tim is coming to stay with me in Decemeber. The 7th of December to be exact. So you can all meet him then. Apart from you, Tim. I imagine you've already had an introduction.
Anyway, plans for the future include finally writing up a resume, getting a job, and not wasting my time as I have been for the last few months. Yep! Get on that, Jess!
And so, to celebrate my new "not wasting time" philosophy, here is the mobile phone meme shamelessly stolen from Tom. As he and Chris said, there aren't too many interesting answers to be had. Buuuut... yeah! Here's details about my phone you never wanted to know!
The phone quiz:
Grab your mobile & let's go!
01. What is the phone maker?
Motorola
02. What's the last 4 digits of your mobile number?:
I don't know that it matters too much. But I'm too freaked out by Tom's lack of answer to oblige. Sorry.
03. What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
"Shall I meet you at Hornsby station then? I don't know how long it takes.." etc. You get the drill.
04. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?:
Tis Maddie! Just like in Tom's! OMG! We can be TWINS!
05. Who's the last person you rang?
Tim, it would seem.
06. Who was your last missed call from?
My brother. I always seem to miss his calls. Apart from the ones I get. I don't miss those ones.
07. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?:
Directory Assistance. I don't have any Ds apart from Dad.
08. What does the last message in your inbox say?:
"Oh there shall be much talking. I'm going out for bubble tea apparently, but I'll be back later. Enjoy your game!" Tim was going out for bubble tea. I was playing D&D. I.. hope he doesn't mind the quoting of his smses. I'll edit the dirty ones. Har har.
09. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?:
A guy called Jasse. Woo him. You win a prize. I guess.
10. Go to your Sent Items - what does the 5th message say?:
"Says here you just sent that message! I hope that's inaccurate! You should be sleeping! We've just landed and I'm waiting for a million people to get off the plane..." etc etc. I'd just landed. From Perth. You should go there.
11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?:
Someone named Sharon O'Brian. I can't remember who she is. Only that she's affiliated with my being a freelance nanny.
12. What does ur Banner say?
By banner Tom guesses you mean "Welcome Note". And I don't have one. So there.
13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?:
102. I do so like these big ol' Motorolas.
14. What do you have as your background?
Some kind of epic woman with firey dragon being. Its called "Transitions" by Todd Lockwood. Its awesome.
15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?:
I... don't have any Rs. Sadface!
16. Who do you have on speed dial 3?
I haven't assigned any speed dials on this phone yet. But on my old one, it was my brother, I believe.
17. If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
I'm not! But I have like eighty something dollars of my cap credit left. Woooooo Caps!
18. Who's the first person who comes up under C?:
Chris the Rapping Englishman.
19. How many bars of signal do you have?
Three. I can't remember how many is full. Its either four or five. So three ain't bad.
20. What do you have as your main ringtone?
A punk cover of Phantom of the Opera! Totally not boring!
And that's that my loveses. I'm gonna go do.. some.. thing now. POssibly read some more. Who knows. Sigh!
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