Monday, January 07, 2008

Good times had by all, I guess.

Oh man, you know what I should do? Blog. Totally.

I expect most of my "fanbase" will've stopped reading by now, with such and enormous hiatus, but hopefully that'll just mean my unidentified stalker will have found someone else to stalk and moved on. Unless they're a serial stalker, I guess. But that's just time consuming.

So! I've been in Perth for nigh on 2 months now. Actually.... exactly 2 months! Yesterday! Coinciding nicely with the anniversary of Timothy and I being together for eighteen months! That's two babies, people! If we were serial concievers. Which I think we all know, we are.

So many serialists this post! I'm a serial serialer. I guess...

I can't even remember when the last time I posted was, but I'm going to go ahead and assume it was before Christmas and New Year and all that.

Christmas was fun. Well, okay, you understand. It was nothing like being at home with my amazing family, despite the fact that the number of presents increased by like 300%. I missed my family so very much. Especially since Dad decided to fly off to America to spend it with his floozies and whatnot. So it would have been a deliciously Dad-free Christmas. But no, I was here. And that was okay. Especially since discovering the most delicious thing ever.

Seriously.

I don't know maybe it's something they do over here? Or maybe it's just a Tim's-Mum thing. But yeah. It sounds horribly fattening and greasy to begin with, that's what I thought too. But don't knock it till you've tried it.

It's like the things Tom's Mum served at his 21st. Bacon wrapped around fruits and things. Only less wacky. Get this. Think about it. Bacon... wrapped around... sausages. Bacon wrapped sausages! I thought it could only lead to heart attacks, but man. MAN. It tastes GOOD. Not something you'd want to indulge in too often though.

Yep! Anyway, then we spent an awkward night with Tim's extended family who really enjoyed pretending I didn't exist. Good times had by all, I guess.

Oh man, looking back at my last post reminds me that it was even before my birthday! Man, my friends here are pretty awesome. They got they funds together and got me a pink DS! And like, Sarah came in and bought it from me! From... ME! Ridiculous!

And then they even hung around the whole night when my party was pretty dull. Kudos to them for their staying power.


Anyway, New Years was also cool! There was drinking too much, and cigars, and some stargazing. I believe I taught Debari about some constellations, but thinking back, I might've been making it up 'cause I was completely plastered. Having said that, I can't even remember what I told him, but we saw THREE SHOOTING STARS. I've never seen any! Woo! Go John's house, being all in the country and all, I guess.

I remember, at the time, totally thinking all "Hmm, I guess that makes sense with the meteor shower and whatnot" or something. The meteor shower? Just how drunk WERE you, lady?

Anyway, we left about when my boss was passed out on the lawn.

And coming next weekend is the beginning of the WeekLAN! I've never been to one, but from last year, and the way people here won't shut the fuck up about it, I'm thinking it's going to be pretty great!

And... I guess that's my list of stuff I've done! My head hurts, so I'ma go away from my computer now, I guess! Everyone else should blog too, dammit!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Go to the servo just around the corner from Tim's (and Jess', now, too, I guess) house. Trying to avoid pin pointing your home address on the internet so your cyber stalker/s can get in on some up-close-and-personal fun, but it's the one like 50 meteres down the road from where the truck hit Tim's Mum's car when she was driving us home that time. That was fun. And that was a helluva sentence. Anyway...

Go to that servo in the morning and they have - wait for it - sausages split down the middle, filled with cheese and then wrapped in bacon. My arteries still haven't recovered.

Also, my brother saw you. Very exciting.

Anonymous said...

Yep, i have those bacon things like i dunno 3 times a day. its great

*note: may be slightly exaggerated.

anyways, year new years was fuken great, and im sure u were making up constellations. im pretty sure theres no such one as the saucepan. but yeah..im not an astrologist. so...*shrug. best times ever!

i dunno y i haven't written sooner. i swear i check blogs last week, but yeah, i dunno.

now your in Sydney and i spent all night playing talisman like 30 times and im tired :). but i hope u have an awesome trip and every things all a-ok.

talk to you when u get back.